{"id":7507,"date":"2026-11-11T18:38:46","date_gmt":"2026-11-11T17:38:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=7507"},"modified":"2026-11-11T18:38:46","modified_gmt":"2026-11-11T17:38:46","slug":"dans-un-avion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=7507","title":{"rendered":"Dans un avion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le Professore Ludovico ne regarde jamais les films dans les avions. A cause de la <em>fatwa <\/em>du Prince d\u2019Avalon, qui refusait de les compter pour son fameux <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?s=topten&amp;submit=GO\">Topten<\/a><\/em>. Les films d\u2019avion sont coup\u00e9s pour tenir le temps d\u2019un vol, et &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=2953\">sauf exception<\/a> &#8211; coup\u00e9s pour ne d\u00e9ranger personne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mais, voil\u00e0, le monde a chang\u00e9. D\u00e9sormais chaque si\u00e8ge a son petit \u00e9cran tactile tr\u00e8s confortable qui permet de jouer au <em>Monopoly <\/em>ou d&rsquo;\u00e9couter de la daube. Mais surtout d&rsquo;acc\u00e9der \u00e0 un catalogue de films et de s\u00e9ries compl\u00e8tement d\u00e9lirant. Le Ludovico a pu ainsi changer d&rsquo;avis sur <strong>Slow Horses<\/strong> recommand\u00e9 par la Dame de Nazareth en s\u2019enfilant deux \u00e9pisodes d\u2019affil\u00e9e. Nous y reviendrons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En attendant, il zappe \u00e0 bord de son 787 et se laisserait bien tent\u00e9 par <strong>2001<\/strong> ou m\u00eame, hol\u00e0\u00a0! <strong>Blade Runner<\/strong>\u00a0! Si on se refaisait juste le d\u00e9but du chef d&rsquo;\u0153uvre\u00a0? Malgr\u00e9 ces tr\u00e8s mauvais \u00e9couteurs qui g\u00e2chent le fabuleux <em>sound design<\/em> des premiers Ridley Scott\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mais bon c&rsquo;est parti, d&rsquo;autant plus qu&rsquo;il est indiqu\u00e9 que le film n&rsquo;a subi aucun montage, n&rsquo;a \u00e9t\u00e9 coup\u00e9 ou remont\u00e9 d&rsquo;aucune fa\u00e7on, qu\u2019il s\u2019agit bien de la version <em>originale<\/em> de <strong>Blade Runner<\/strong>. Et c&rsquo;est parti\u00a0: l\u2019interrogatoire de L\u00e9on, \u00ab\u00a0<em>Ma m\u00e8re\u00a0? je vais t\u2019en parler de ma m\u00e8re\u00a0!<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb, le bureau qui vole en \u00e9clat, Los Angeles sous la pluie, Harrison Ford (cheveux ras) qui mange japonais et notre Commandant Adama qui d\u00e9barque pour le \u00ab\u00a0convier\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 son ancienne unit\u00e9 <em>Blade Runner<\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et l\u00e0, catastrophe ! La voix off d\u2019Harrison Ford\u00a0fa\u00e7on Bogart ann\u00e9es 40 : vous nous aurez pas, Air France\u00a0! C&rsquo;est la premi\u00e8re version, d\u00e9savou\u00e9e par \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s tout le monde. comment est-ce possible ? ont-ils eu cette version honnie \u00e0 bas prix ? le sth\u00e9ories les plus complotistes s&rsquo;\u00e9chafaudent&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On va s&rsquo;arr\u00eater l\u00e0, messieurs, et on va regarder, tiens, <strong>De La Com\u00e9die Fran\u00e7aise<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le Professore Ludovico ne regarde jamais les films dans les avions. A cause de la fatwa du Prince d\u2019Avalon, qui refusait de les compter pour son fameux Topten. Les films d\u2019avion sont coup\u00e9s pour tenir le temps d\u2019un vol, et &#8211; sauf exception &#8211; coup\u00e9s pour ne d\u00e9ranger personne. Mais, voil\u00e0, le monde a chang\u00e9. 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