{"id":6003,"date":"2022-06-08T17:20:42","date_gmt":"2022-06-08T15:20:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=6003"},"modified":"2022-06-08T17:22:56","modified_gmt":"2022-06-08T15:22:56","slug":"rafael-nadal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=6003","title":{"rendered":"Rafael Nadal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ce week-end, le Professore Ludovico \u00e9tait \u00e0 la Feria de N\u00eemes, pour v\u00e9rifier <em>de visu <\/em>ses souvenirs cinefasto-tauromachiques (<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=5230\">Pandora<\/a><\/strong>, Luis Mariano, <strong>Carmen<\/strong>, \u00ab&nbsp;<em>un \u0153il noir te regarde&nbsp;<\/em>\u00bb, et <em>tutti quanti<\/em>.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bon, la corrida c&rsquo;est pas si bien que \u00e7a. Oui c\u2019est beau, mais la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 oblige \u00e0 dire que le spectacle de la mort d\u00e9gage peu de fun. D\u2019autant qu\u2019il y a quelque chose de moins sanglant &#8211; mais beaucoup cruel &#8211; sur France 2&nbsp;: Roland Garros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jeune taureau fringant, Casper Rudd \u00e9tait venu faire sa&nbsp;<em>novillada <\/em>\u00e0 Roland, et voir au passage son idole tor\u00e9er. Il n\u2019a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9\u00e7u. 2 banderilles (6-3, 6-3) et une estocade (6-0), le norv\u00e9gien est reparti en steak hach\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Car Rafael Nadal n\u2019est pas un torero de la derni\u00e8re pluie. Depuis 2005, le majorquin \u00e9cume l\u2019ar\u00e8ne de la Porte d\u2019Auteuil. Vingt ans plus tard, il perd ses cheveux, son pied est g\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement abim\u00e9, et il sort de blessure. \u00c7a ne l\u2019a pas emp\u00each\u00e9, une fois de plus, de r\u00e9colter les oreilles et la queue de tout ce qui passait devant son coup droit lift\u00e9. Il a d\u00e9go\u00fbt\u00e9 la <em>ganaderia <\/em>canadienne (F\u00e9lix Auger-Aliassime), gentiment bris\u00e9 le moral du bovin serbe (Novak Djokovic) et d\u00e9truit les pattes du <em>novillo <\/em>allemand (Alexander Zverev).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Car ce sport est totalement mental. Tous ces gars-l\u00e0 sont les meilleurs de leur cat\u00e9gorie, mais face au mental Nadal, c\u2019est la <em>Divine Com\u00e9die<\/em>&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;<em>Toi qui entres ici, abandonne tout espoir&nbsp;<\/em>\u00bb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Comme \u00e0 la Corrida, le taureau sort du couloir en pensant qu\u2019il a une chance. Mais Rafael Nadal, lui, sait que le taureau va mourir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce week-end, le Professore Ludovico \u00e9tait \u00e0 la Feria de N\u00eemes, pour v\u00e9rifier de visu ses souvenirs cinefasto-tauromachiques (Pandora, Luis Mariano, Carmen, \u00ab&nbsp;un \u0153il noir te regarde&nbsp;\u00bb, et tutti quanti.) Bon, la corrida c&rsquo;est pas si bien que \u00e7a. Oui c\u2019est beau, mais la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 oblige \u00e0 dire que le spectacle de la mort d\u00e9gage [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-professor-a-toujours-quelque-chose-a-dire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6003"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6006,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6003\/revisions\/6006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}