CineFast, toujours au service du cin\u00e9phile press\u00e9, vous facilite la vie en vous offrant directement dix excuses – \u00e0 utiliser comme bon vous semble – pour \u00e9viter le dernier Luc Besson.<\/p>\n
1.\tLe dernier Luc Besson ? Si seulement c’\u00e9tait vrai ! * Franchement vous avez revu r\u00e9cemment Le Grand Bleu<\/strong>** ? CineFast, toujours au service du cin\u00e9phile press\u00e9, vous facilite la vie en vous offrant directement dix excuses – \u00e0 utiliser comme bon vous semble – pour \u00e9viter le dernier Luc Besson. 1. Le dernier Luc Besson ? Si seulement c’\u00e9tait vrai ! 2. Le dernier bon film de Luc, c’est Le Dernier Combat*\u2026 3. Il […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-films"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4741"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4745,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4741\/revisions\/4745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n2.\tLe dernier bon film de Luc, c’est Le Dernier Combat<\/strong>*\u2026
\n3.\tIl a d\u00e9j\u00e0 massacr\u00e9 une b\u00e9d\u00e9 de votre adolescence, Ad\u00e8le Blanc-Sec<\/em>, il va pas en plus massacrer celle de votre enfance !
\n4.\tLe cast <\/em>est horrible (Cara Delevingne en Laureline et Dane DeHaan en Valerian). Enfin, moches\u2026
\n5.\tAvatar <\/strong>\u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 laid, on va pas recommencer avec les fleurs bleues\u2026
\n6.\tAvouons-le maintenant : Valerian, c’est bien jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que Laureline s\u2019habille un peu sexy, c’est \u00e0 dire jusqu\u2019au dyptique M\u00e9tro Ch\u00e2telet direction Cassiop\u00e9e – Brooklyn station terminus cosmos<\/em> ; apr\u00e8s, \u00e7a devient peu n\u2019importe quoi\u2026 les Shingouz… Hypsis, Ralph le Glapum’tien,…
\n7.\tLa bande annonce donne envie de vomir, un peu comme l\u2019attraction Armageddon <\/em>chez Disneyland Paris\u2026
\n8.\tLe score n’est pas d\u2019Eric Serra ; Si c’est pas Serra, j\u2019y vais pas.
\n9.\tY\u2019a pas non plus Jean-Marc Barr ni Rosanna Arquette…
\n10.\tD\u00e9sol\u00e9, j’ai pas fini The Leftovers<\/strong>\u2026 <\/p>\n
\n** Et posez-vous la question : pourquoi Subway <\/strong>ne repasse jamais \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9… ? <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"