{"id":3486,"date":"2015-02-02T20:37:21","date_gmt":"2015-02-02T19:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=3486"},"modified":"2015-01-29T20:40:54","modified_gmt":"2015-01-29T19:40:54","slug":"welcome-to-the-jungle-of-endor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=3486","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the jungle (of Endor)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=2174\">On vous l\u2019avait dit<\/a>, le rachat de la licence <strong>Star Wars <\/strong>est une bonne nouvelle pour vous, les fans du space opera wagn\u00e9rien de George Lucas, ses princesses en slip et ses \u00e9p\u00e9es qui brillent, ses combats au firmament, et ses amiraux de la flotte recrut\u00e9s chez les escargots*\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Une bonne nouvelle, oui, parce que votre s\u00e9rie f\u00e9tiche est enfin entre les mains de professionnels : sc\u00e9naristes, monteurs, r\u00e9alisateurs dipl\u00f4m\u00e9s. <\/p>\n<p>Et qu\u2019est-ce qu&rsquo;on apprend cette semaine ? George \u00ab 12 milliards de dollars \u00bb est d\u00e9\u00e7u. Oui, vex\u00e9, m\u00eame. Disney n\u2019aurait pas retenu ses id\u00e9es. Il aurait volontiers r\u00e9alis\u00e9 <strong>Star Wars VII<\/strong>, et Disney a refus\u00e9. Eh oui, George, c&rsquo;est des pro, on te dit ! Disney, ils savent faire des films. Et ils pr\u00e9f\u00e8rent confier la franchise \u00e0 la pire feignasse d\u2019Hollywood, J-J. \u00ab <em>Je ne finis jamais un film<\/em> \u00bb Abrams, plut\u00f4t que te faire travailler, toi. <\/p>\n<p>Peut-\u00eatre qu&rsquo;ils ont regard\u00e9 tes autres films avant de te r\u00e9pondre ? peut-\u00eatre ont-ils essay\u00e9 de lire les scenarios de la premi\u00e8re trilogie ? peut-\u00eatre n\u2019ont ils pas \u00e9t\u00e9 convaincus par ta direction d\u2019acteur sur ces pauvres Liam Neeson et Ewan McGregor. <\/p>\n<p>D\u00e9sol\u00e9 George. Welcome to the jungle. <\/p>\n<p><em>*L\u2019amiral Ackbar serait, selon nos informations, de la race des Helix Pomatia. Comment est-il arriv\u00e9 de Bourgogne, nul ne le sait\u2026 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On vous l\u2019avait dit, le rachat de la licence Star Wars est une bonne nouvelle pour vous, les fans du space opera wagn\u00e9rien de George Lucas, ses princesses en slip et ses \u00e9p\u00e9es qui brillent, ses combats au firmament, et ses amiraux de la flotte recrut\u00e9s chez les escargots*\u2026 Une bonne nouvelle, oui, parce que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-professor-a-toujours-quelque-chose-a-dire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3487,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3486\/revisions\/3487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}