{"id":1035,"date":"2011-03-14T12:15:07","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T10:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2011-03-14T12:15:07","modified_gmt":"2011-03-14T10:15:07","slug":"la-grosse-flemme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/?p=1035","title":{"rendered":"La grosse flemme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je ne vais plus au cin\u00e9ma. Je m\u2019en suis rendu compte quand on a commence \u00e0 me demander ce qu&rsquo;il fallait voir en ce moment, et que j\u2019\u00e9tais incapable de citer autre chose que <strong>Citizen Kane <\/strong>ou <strong>Le Faucon Maltais<\/strong>, qui ne sont plus en salle, parait-il.<\/p>\n<p>Je n&rsquo;ai pas vu le Coen, je n&rsquo;ai pas vu <strong>Tron Legacy<\/strong>, je n&rsquo;ai pas vu <strong>L&rsquo;assaut<\/strong>. Je me r\u00e9serve pour <strong>Sucker Punch <\/strong>(j&rsquo;y reviendrais). <\/p>\n<p>On me propose la traditionnelle s\u00e9ance du dimanche soir 22h-petite bouffe-UGC Cin\u00e9 Cit\u00e9 Bercy, et je d\u00e9cline. Dans ma panoplie d&rsquo;excuses : trop fatigu\u00e9, PSG-Montpellier (c&rsquo;\u00e9tait bien la peine, mener 2-0, et se faire rattraper 2-2 par la Septimanie), deuil n\u00e9cessaire apr\u00e8s la catastrophe du week-end (Italie-France, \u00e9videmment, c&rsquo;est pas vrai, je jubile, je crie \u00ab\u00a0Li\u00e8vremont-D\u00e9mission !\u00a0\u00bb depuis Day One\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>Non non non, comme dirait Cam\u00e9lia Jordana, je ne veux pas sortir ce soir. Toutes ces excuses, c&rsquo;est du bidon, je n\u2019ai plus d\u2019\u00e9nergie pour aller au cin\u00e9ma\u2026 la faute \u00e0 Canal+, au scopes num\u00e9riques, aux disques durs, \u00e0 eMule, \u00e0 Internet-qui-pourrit-nos-enfants, la faute au cin\u00e9ma aussi, qui n\u2019est plus tr\u00e8s excitant en ce moment\u2026 Reste <strong>Sucker Punch<\/strong>, j\u2019y reviens, c&rsquo;est promis !<\/p>\n<p>Et puis y&rsquo;a les <strong>Tudors<\/strong>, j&rsquo;y reviens tout de suite. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je ne vais plus au cin\u00e9ma. Je m\u2019en suis rendu compte quand on a commence \u00e0 me demander ce qu&rsquo;il fallait voir en ce moment, et que j\u2019\u00e9tais incapable de citer autre chose que Citizen Kane ou Le Faucon Maltais, qui ne sont plus en salle, parait-il. Je n&rsquo;ai pas vu le Coen, je n&rsquo;ai [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-professor-a-toujours-quelque-chose-a-dire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1036,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions\/1036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cinefast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}